She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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