I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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