she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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