Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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