you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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