I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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