my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I think weed is turning my hair brown
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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