did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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