In the future we'll all be gay
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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