There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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