I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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