So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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