i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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