I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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