? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
