They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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