omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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