Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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