I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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