Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
No subtext here. People are naked.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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