TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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