would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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