what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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