So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
