hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
