capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
nutella sex= disaster
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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