That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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