Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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