I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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