white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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