she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm always down for nudity.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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