come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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