I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
