Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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