i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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