I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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