Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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