and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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