in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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