on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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