i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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