dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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