Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize