No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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