Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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