Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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