we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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