oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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