Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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