Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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