sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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