I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
a search helicopter?!
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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