This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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