we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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