i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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